So I'm not doing good at all right now and I'm really depressed... but saying things that are humorous is making me feel better. I'm feeling good enough to stick my head out of my sadness hole and grab some metaphorical cheese cake, inspired by the real cheese cake I ate earlier...
And now I'm reminded of the Trader Joe's soy ice cream coffee stuff that's in the freezer.
*runs to the kitchen, slips, and falls*
*ends up in the hospital*
Ah... hospital flavored Jello.
*eats some Jello*
You can taste the sickness and blood in every bite. It's so--
*slips into a coma and hugs all of the characters he's created in his scripts like Jean Hyde, Alan Smithee the talking shoebox, Jake Smolder, ____ Scullery, Ricky, Arth the bigfoot ghost, Unicorn Dictionary, Shirt Badass, and all the other characters with awful names*
I love you guys.
*cries as he writes this*