"Okay, so our first movie will be called Dinosaurs from Outer Space and it'll star Christian Slater and someone who looks like Sean Penn. It'll be a period piece and a family drama with plenty of wirework fight scenes and long expensive car chases. Throughout the movie we'll cut to a dog with shifty eyes whenever anyone does something deceitful. Towards the end of the movie there'll be a ten minute sequence showing all the dinosaurs dancing in the moonlight intercut with footage of a hillbilly wedding."
- I posted this on my brother's wall on Facebook after he agreed to "direct some crap with me".