Saturday, August 29, 2009

A Poem: Brian Tumor

This poem is dedicated to X. and the WTFs.
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I can't believe you're so bitter!
You're such a fucking quitter!

I wish my life had ended years ago.
Then maybe I wouldn't feel it grow.

My reality has become cankerous,
And it's getting more and more dangerous.

Sometimes I hallucinate,
Realizing later that it wasn't fate.

I won't have a proper sending.
So much for my happy ending!

The colorless physicians are what I really dread.
Every time I have to see them I wish I were dead.

Doesn't matter what I wish,
Cause I can't even distinguish.

My skulls going to explode,
I can actually feel the poisonous node.

I tear apart my juvenile room,
While I tread into the gloom.

I can't feel my body any longer,
As I blackout instead of feeling stronger.

The stairway to eternity
I climb with a dakru uncertainty.

The closer to the end I get,
The more I feel that I regret.

I can't bare the pressure,
I just want to feel pleasure.

Twelve hours of vomiting, straight,
I feel it's only going to cumulate.

I suffer more pain, as I stare,
At the x-rays of the thing I can't bare.

The blackness is taking over.
Expanding out like a four leaf clover.

I'm absolutely sure that in a few,
I won't get to meet all those people I never knew.

In the next four years my life will be just a rumor.
All because of this sordid, toxic, infestation called a Brain Tumor.

Thursday, August 20, 2009

More Doodles

Here's some more of my doodles from high school:
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Tuesday, August 18, 2009

Magical Mystery?

I doodled this in High School and recently, after Felicia Day suggested it, I colored it in. I made some copies of it and gave one to Felicia. I ended up signing it for her which was kind of weird cause she's the famous one.
Number 1
I've got a lot more doodles and I might end up posting more of them.

Tuesday, August 11, 2009

Monday, August 10, 2009

My Missing X-Files Tweets

Colony (X-Files 2.16) - Hey! Its Samantha! Or is it? No, its not really her.

End Game (X-Files 2.17) - Oh no! Not death by submarine! Roll Mulder! Roll!

Fearful Symmetry (X-Files 2.18) - [Mulder's mobile phone beeps] Frohike: "If that's the lovely Agent Scully, let her know I've been working out... I'm buff!"

Død Kalm (X-Files 2.19) - For some reason I really like the episodes where Mulder and Scully are stranded somewhere.

Humbug (X-Files 2.20) - Hey! Its Michael J. Anderson on The X-Files! He played The Man from Another Place on Twin Peaks.

The Calusari (X-Files 2.21) - I'm pretty sure that movie The Unborn ripped off this episode.

F. Emasculata (X-Files 2.22) - A very yucky and gross episode!

Soft Light (X-Files 2.23) - Hey! Its Tony Shalhoub on The X-Files! Tony Shalhooooub!!!

Our Town (X-Files 2.24) - Cannibals... hmm... okay, sure!

Anasazi (X-Files 2.25) - Oh no! Mulder is dead!

Hooray! I've finished the 2nd season of The X-Files

The Blessing Way (X-Files 3.1) - Krycek obviously has the hots for Mulder...

Paper Clip (X-Files 3.2) - Ah! Little aliens just ran by Scully!

D.P.O. (X-Files 3.3) - Hey! It's Jack Black on The X-Files! Oh and Giovanni Ribisi is on The X-Files too...

Clyde Bruckman's Final Repose (X-Files 3.4) - Hey! Its that guy who played that horrible old man on Everybody Loves Raymond, Peter Boyle.

The List (X-Files 3.5) - Maggots! Yuck!

2Shy (X-Files 3.6) - Dang! Why does the mutant have to kill chubby women?

The Walk (X-Files 3.7) - Hey! That guy has no arms or legs!

Thursday, August 6, 2009

ARG(h)-Con "Schedule of Events"

Okay, so sadly ARG(h)-Con isn't real but we can make it semi-real through the power of Twitter! This weekend (August 7-9) I'm going to be twittering about what's "going on" at ARG(h)-Con and I'd like you to do the same.
This is a very vague "schedule" of the events going on at ARG(h)-Con. Your not required to follow it exactly but it'd be nice if you mentioned at least one of the things on their given day. It'd also be really nice if you'd mention each of the "Ongoing Stuff" at least once. Feel free to make up things yourself but try not to say anything that would contradict what's here. Your first priority is to have fun and be creative.
These are we, the one's that be at ARG(h)-Con. (If you've happened upon this and would like to participate let me know in the comments and I'll add you here.)
Neptunegrand
Mandrake3k
Jedielf
Geehak
Worldofhiglet
If your not already following each other then at least follow each other for this weekend. Try to build off/interact with each other a lot. That's the only way we'll be able to really have fun with this. I might be updating this post with new stuff so try to check it every once in a while. We can use #arghcon as a hashtag.
Just so you know, I realize I'm taking this way too seriously so yeah...

Ongoing Stuff

Free Tacos (Instead of being free of charge they are actually a breed of living tacos that have escaped from their cages and must be caught if we want to eat them.)

The Baywatch Complete Series DVD Box Set gets released and everybody starts throwing the DVDs around like frisbees until they're all destroyed.

The pug puppies end up going crazy because of all the Free Tacos and chase them around. So throughout ARG(h)-Con the puppies are roaming around looking for the Free Tacos

The premiere of Monk is being shown over and over again in some room.

Friday Morning

Fran and Kaz Kuzui annouce that their new Buffy movie will be written by JJ Abrams and directed by Michael Bay.

Pug Puppy Parade (The pug puppies end up going crazy because of all the Free Tacos and chase them around. So through ARG(h)-Con the puppies are roaming around looking for the Free Tacos)

Q&A with the remaining cast of Bonanza. The first question that's asked is, "What the hell is Bonanza?"

Friday Evening

A Ponderosa MMORPG is announced. (Mandrake3k thought of this one.)

Morgan Freeman reads my script for a movie called Dinosuars from Outer Space. (For info on that go here.)

Saturday Morning

Someone calls in a bomb threat and everyone has to evacuate. Later we find out it was just Uwe Boll announcing he's next movie "Frogger". He says it has lots of car chases and real prostitute nudity.

A panel for the Free Credit Report band. It turns out that it was just an excuse to get them there so we could beat them up. (This one was inspired by Geehak. He actually wanted there to be an assassination attempt.)

Saturday Evening

A panel for Tim Burton's lawyer. (It was originally suppose to be Tim Burton himself but he never even considered coming. He sent he's lawyer because of all the harassing phone calls he kept getting.)

A panel for a new webseries called The Clan.

Sunday Morning

The Godfather Sing-Along (After a little while we realize this idea doesn't make any sense and it gets switched to Commentary! The Musical from the Dr. Horrible DVD)

Danny Devito gets drunk and does a Q&A. (Geehak thought of this one.) Maybe we can have an on going debate about whether its actually him or just somebody who walked in off the street. And we can post the "questions" people ask and then post the "answers".

Sunday Evening

Bruce Willis and Cybill Shepherd's stunt doubles from Moonlighting fight David Duchovny and Gillian Anderson's stunt doubles from The X-Files in hand-to-hand combat. (We can describe it and eventually decide who wins.)

I announce my preliminary plans to maybe talk about creating a webseries with Andrew Seely, the creator of Melts In Your Pocket, about a ghost who solves mysteries at an all-girl's boarding school. (This is actually kind of real. Andrew wants to meet with me sometime soon to talk about it. Nothing is set in stone and it may never come to fruition so yeah. Its still pretty cool though don't you think? I'm thinking of calling it either "Spooktacular" or "Golgotha: A School for Girls" but those seem pretty stupid.)

Tuesday, August 4, 2009

ARG(h)-Con Ideas

UPDATE: If you plan on "attending" please post at least two ideas in the comments section. Don't make me beg!

Okay so here's a few ideas I had about what might end up happening at ARG(h)-Con this weekend. Let me know what you think and feel free to post your own ideas in the comments section. And just so you know I think ARG(h)-Con should be a combination of Comic-Con, E3, and Disneyland.

Fran and Kaz Kuzui annouce that their new Buffy movie will be written by JJ Abrams and directed by Michael Bay.

Pug Puppy Parade

Q&A with the remaining cast of Bonanza. The first question that's asked is, "What the hell is Bonanza?"

(UPDATE) A Ponderosa MMORPG is announced. (Mandrake3k thought of this one.)

A panel for a new webseries called The Clan.

Morgan Freeman reads my script for a movie called Dinosuars from Outer Space. (For info on that go here.)

(UPDATED) Someone calls in a bomb threat and everyone has to evacuate. Later we find out it was just Uwe Boll announcing he's next movie "Frogger". He says it has lots of car chases and real prostitute nudity.

(NEW) I announce my preliminary plans to maybe create a webseries with Andrew Seely, the creator of Melts In Your Pocket, about a ghost who solves mysteries at an all-girl's boarding school. (This is actually kind of real. Andrew wants to meet with me sometime soon to talk about it. Nothing is set in stone and it may never come to fruition so yeah. Its still pretty cool though don't you think? I'm thinking of calling it either "Spooktacular" or "Golgotha: A School for Girls" but those seem pretty stupid.)

(NEW) Bruce Willis and Cybill Shepherd's stunt doubles from Moonlighting fight David Duchovny and Gillian Anderson's stunt doubles from The X-Files in hand-to-hand combat. (We can describe it and eventually decide who wins.)

(NEW) Free Tacos (Inside of being free of charge they are actually a breed of living tacos that we have to catch if we want to eat them.)

(NEW) The Godfather Sing-Along (After a little while we realize this idea doesn't make any sense and it gets switched to Commentary! The Musical from the Dr. Horrible DVD)

(NEW) Danny Devito gets drunk and does a Q&A. (Geehak thought of this one.) Maybe we can have an on going debate about whether its actually him or just somebody who walked in off the street. And we can post the "questions" people ask and then post the "answers".

(NEW) A panel for the Free Credit Report band. It turns out that it was just an excuse to get them there so we could beat them up. (This one was inspired by Geehak. He actually wanted there to be an assassination attempt.)

(NEW) A panel for Tim Burton's lawyer. (It was originally suppose to be Tim Burton himself but he never even considered coming. He sent he's lawyer because of all the harassing phone calls he kept getting.)

(NEW) The Baywatch Complete Series DVD Box Set gets released and everybody starts throwing the DVDs around like frisbees until they're all destroyed.

Sunday, August 2, 2009

ARG(h)-Con - Where Dreams Come True!

Okay, so sadly ARG(h)-Con isn't real but we can make it semi-real through the power of Twitter! This upcoming weekend (August 7-9) I'm going to be twittering about what's "going on" at ARG(h)-Con and I'd like you to do the same. Say whatever you want but start out with semi believable things. By the end of the weekend you can go crazy.
So... does this sound cool? Or does it just seem like a cry for attention? Neptunegrand thinks its "both a cry for attention AND awesome at the same time!!"
I'm thinking about posting some sort of vague schedule of events here on my blog. That way we don't have to think up completely random stuff off the top of our heads.
If you have any ideas or thoughts just let me know and if you don't want to do it I'll understand.

(Note: This is just for fun and has nothing to do with my recent power trip.)